Wednesday, April 2, 2008

What if

What if BN won with the 2/3 majority and did not lose the 4 other states.

Life would go one with everyone. There will be no major crisis for any components of BN.

The main stream media would broadcast this headline 'Malaysians have full confident in BN'.

Badawi would still rule UMNO without any hassle. In fact his whole family including Patrick Lim will rule the country without any hassle.

Jean would be happily tagging along with Badawi on all official functions.

Khairy would be having full control on all government projects and will be given a minister post.

Ong would have full control of MCA. In fact, the Ong dynasty would become a reality.

Samy would insist that all Indians are a happy lot and HINDRAF is just a troublemaker.

Gerakan would still rule Penang but with a new CM.

Koh will be a minister.

PPP would still be a minority party. Kayveas would still be making the most comments.

Najib will still be the second man and will always be sulking at the background.

Hisamuddin will be kissing the keris again at the UMNO general assembly and says 'Don't dare the Malays'.

Rafidah will be dropped from the cabinet, as Badawi considers her a pain in the ass and Sharizat will take over as the Wanita UMNO chief.

All the regular UMNO Menteri Besar will be appointed in each state without any hassle. The rulers will no say.

Mahatir will be taking pot shots at Badawi once in a while. Other than that, he will retire peacefully from politics.

Mat Taib will become a minister. Nobody will question his appointment.

Tengku Adnan will still be a minister.

Zakaria would still be alive and enjoying his riches.

Nazri and Zainuddin will call the bloggers a bunch of 'good for nothing computer users'.

The judiciary is fine.

Linggam will be acquitted of any wrong doing.

Abd Razak will be acquitted from the murder trial.

DAP, PAS and PKR will still be a minority in parliament.

Anwar will be planning for the next election.

The chinese and indians will be marginalized as usual.

Inflation and corruption will be the norm.

1 comment:

Johnny Ong said...

and u wouldn't be able to write like this and get away scot free